Texts from Last Night

I am not a fan of texting, but this is just plain funny. Here is a website of peoples’ random texts. You can send in funny texts you made or received. It is most likely that the majority are ‘drunk dials’, of course.  It’s always good for a few chuckles to start your day.

Here are a few from today:

(803): Operation extremely regretful is in full effect

(617): Where were you when I was single???
(1-617): Still in diapers.

(917): i just had sex. the condom broke. we’re sleeping in to separate beds. And im in Albany

an alcoholic with a meth problem.

(617): I cannot find my penis.

(609): this is amy. the small petlike person from the women’s bathroom at the reef.

(202): He’s so far in the closet he’s in Narnia

(213): Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train

(619): Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.

(917): omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentally posted my credit card # on twitter
(310): What’s your twitter name

I don’t know about you, but I find this much more useful and interesting than Twitter.